junk mail.

I was going through my routine deletion of spam, looking for any e-mail that might have had the misfortune of being dumped along with the refuse, when reading along the subject lines:

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Let yourself look spiny
Awaken her bedroom senses
It's driller time!
She comes like Hoover dam
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and this one gem:

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I guess, they put in more than a little thought to those spam after all. hehe.